What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Thank you.

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Who's your celebrity crush?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : I'm 24.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

What do most wives fantasize about?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What do teens do at night?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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Me : No

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Sure.

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Tea ?

What are some good fantasy books that contain aspects of magic in them?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I don't drink

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why would a person who is educated and skillful still find it hard to get a better job?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What are some tips for mouth taping to redirect breathing through the nose at night?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?